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• Love how the high-speed rail service turns into a pony and trap at Ashford for all points east. Expect to hit Canterbury at sundown 20 hours ago
• Hydrangea-bearded morris dancer at Ashford station. Why are our fertility rites performed by people you wouldn't fuck? #monogrammedtankard 20 hours ago
• Happy 23rd birthday, Bevin. Forget cream-coloured ponies and crisp apple strudels, YOU are all my favourite things #havekidsyoung 1 day ago
• A white flag worn as a bandana - I think that's everyone's best look 2 days ago
• The man he would become hangs in his mother's closet 5 days ago